Oh Mime

The third story in the "Oh Tom" series.

"Oh Tom"
"Oh Francine"

"Is that Mime still there."

(Mime) "Yes"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH"

The end

Oh Francine

Finally the sequal to "Oh Tom" what will happen to Tom or Francine or even the Mime to find out read the sequal "Oh Francine."

"Oh Francine"
"Oh Tom"

"Hey is that Mime Still there"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh"

The End

Happy Thanksgiving

What I am thankful for this Thanksgiving. What I am thankful for is that I will be able to spend this Thanksgiving with my family. One of my favorite holidays is Thanksgiving, because I love to spend the holiday with my family. I love to spend the day with them and watch movies, and eat, and, play cards, and eat, and go sledding, and eat. I'm thankful for my family because I love to have someone who I can always talk to, and so I always have someone to support me in whatever I do.

I am thankful that my family and friends have good health. I am happy my friends have good health because it’s no fun to see your friend in the hospital. If I didn't have my friends to talk to I don't know what I would do.

I am thankful that we have this holiday, because if we didn't celebrate it we wouldn't have an excuse to lie around and eat all day.

I am also thankful that I was so blessed by God to be born into a loving family. Another thing I am thankful for is that if I can't turn to anyone I can still turn to God for help.

That is what I am thankful for this year.

Respect

You know that saying on how you are supposed to “treat everyone with respect” well I say that baloney! Respect should be earned. If you go around and talk like you are the ruler of the world and do nothing to back it up you have earned no respect. Ok I agree at first you should treat everyone with respect but then as you get to know them you should learn if they really deserve it. If you can’t give someone respect that doesn’t mean go around and make them feel bad. No you should try to avoid that person, or if you can’t try to treat them with respect (doesn’t mean you have to like it). Now if you can treat no one respect that means you haven’t tried. If you can’t treat anyone with respect you haven’t earned any yourself. Respect is a two way thing you treat someone like you should and you gain some. But if you go around talking like you are king of everything you lose some. I like to be treated with respect but like everyone else it must be earned.
The saying should be “Respect isn’t given. It’s earned”.

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Halloween Story

Tom Gertchwell is a real-estate agent and he is vacationing in Paris. On Halloween he decided to see the oldest creepiest house in France. He didn’t believe in ghosts or anything like that so he forgot the warnings and rumors and went to see it anyway.
“You do know that this house is haunted, (gulp) right”, said the taxi driver as they drove up the driveway.
“Yes. Yes I do”, Tom replied, “let me out here.”
“Nobody who as gone here as ever came back.”
“I’m sure”, joked Tom, “see you later.”
Tom walked up to the house and onto the deck. When he opened the door responded with a loud Creeek.
“This place is a bit of a fixer-upper”, he joked.
When he toured the house he felt like something was watching him. Sometimes he would think he would see something in the shadows but then it would be gone.
“I must be losing my mind”, he said.
“Not yet anyway”, said an old voice.
Tom turned around and jumped in surprise.
A small old man is standing right in front of him. He was very pale and looked like he hadn’t slept in months. He had long yellow fingernails that looked like little yellow needles. He was wearing a night shirt and some old jeans that were ripped in the knees.
“Who are you”, questioned Tom.
“Who am I? Who are you”, he replied.
“Sorry. I must be leaving. G-Goodbye”
“You can’t use the front door”, said the old man.
As Tom walked to the front door and grabbed the handle it got really hot and burned his hand. As he ran for the back door the old man was just standing there smiling. When he got to the back door he went through and saw bunches of gravestones.
“Oh my god”, he said.
“It’s beautiful”, said the old man, “Now would you like to join them?”
“Wha”
At that moment the old man jumped on him and started clawing and biting him. Tom eventually through him off and ran back into the house to hide.
“Help. Help. Is anyone here”, he shouted, “help me”
He could hear the old man chuckle and say, “There’s no one here to help you.”

Oh Tom

Two people are on their honeymoon in France.

“Oh Tom.”
“Of Francine.”

“Hey is that a mime?”
“AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH”

The End