The Roach Ponytail

This is a true story of my sister and my family. It is written right after we have decorated our tree.

“Look at this bug! It’s huge!” said Dad.
“Oh my gosh! What is that!” screamed Maddy.
“It’s a bug.”
“Get it! Squash it.”
“Ok.”
“No don’t kill it I want to take it to Science” decided Maddy, “She is going to love this bug!”
As Maddy runs out to get a jar Dad goes, “It’s not a bug it’s a ponytail but don’t tell her.”
“I got a jar! Now catch it.”
“No. You want it you catch it.”
“Drew will you get it for me?”
“No I’d kill it. You get it.”
As Maddy goes to grab the bug Drew takes out a video camera and takes a video. Dad walks back out of the kitchen.
“Just sneak up on it its dead.”
“Why do I need to sneak if it’s dead?”
Maddy goes and is got a jar on one side and is sneaking up on it with a lid in the other hand and is closing in on it. When Brock runs in and says, “Hey isn’t that a ponytail?”
“That’s not funny. You guys are mean!”